21 Jul
Queue Jumping!
The other day I needed to go to accident and emergency. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on an old RAF uniform shirt and stuck a patch onto the front that I had downloaded off the Internet. When I went into the A&E, I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here’s the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you’re in need of quicker emergency service.
It also works at DSS. It saved me 5 hours. At the Laundry, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running. Don’t try it at McDonald’s though….. The whole crew got up and left, and l never got my order…