98th Entry Halton Apprentices

17 Jul

What Does Your Father Do?

Tim was at school today and the teacher asked all the kids what their Dads did for a job.All the Kids yelled Fireman, chippy, plumber etc….

But little Timothy kept his mouth shut - so the teacher asked him ‘Tim what does your father do for a job?’
“My dad dances in a gay club and takes of his clothes for the men.

If they pay enough, he will go out with a man, rent a hotel room and sleep with them.”

The teacher sent the other kids out to lunch and took Tim aside to ask?

Is that true?

‘No’ said Tim “He plays football for England, but I was too embarrassed to say.

 

Originally from Ivan and sent in by Bernie - many thanks folks

 

One Response to “What Does Your Father Do?”

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    Peter deP Says:

    Could have been worse. Could’ve played for France ;)

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